child witches in the dark of night
shayla, like the blondie song. sometimes i spend too much time volunteering. occasionally i'll hit somebody with my car.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


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bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 


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varnishedvalkyrie:

3D Lego nails!  Done by stacking 3 pieces of circular glitter, then painting over them with acrylic paint.

varnishedvalkyrie:

3D Lego nails!  Done by stacking 3 pieces of circular glitter, then painting over them with acrylic paint.



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"Someone said "it’s easy for you, you don’t have bad days." I was like "why? Because I work on TV for my job?" I’m still a human. We are all humans, no matter who you are. We all feel the same pains as everyone else. So I do think it’s hard, but it is okay not to be okay, all of the time. How boring would the world be if we didn’t feel and learn. Everyone has bad days."   —  Sharon Rooney


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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday


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devoutfashion:

Iesha Hodges - backstage @ Manish Arora - Paris F/W 2014

devoutfashion:

Iesha Hodges - backstage @ Manish Arora - Paris F/W 2014


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reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick


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